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Queen for a Night

The slightly more than half-illuminated moon, in its Waning Gibbous phase on the tranquil evening of April 12, 1898, provided scant light through the dusty attic window of the Washington DC residence of police Lieutenant Peter Amiss. The flickering oil lamp that he securely held in one hand was almost unnecessary, since he had made this same annual foray nine previous times. Reaching the far end and setting the lamp on the wooden floor, he extended both arms to tenderly retrieve a brown paper wrapped parcel concealed between mouldering rafters. This hiding place once again proved more secure than his station’s evidence room, from where he had purloined his treasure a decade ago.

With his wife and two daughters safely out of the way for the evening, Peter ritually placed the package on his bed and proceeded to undress. The silver lieutenant’s bar of his carefully folded uniform seemed to sparkle in anticipation. With moist and slightly trembling fingers he gingerly loosened the twine holding the wrinkled paper in place. Slowly raising the white silk dress to his face, he inhaled deeply in the desperate hope of retrieving yet another fading whiff of the enchanting perfume that, exactly ten years ago, had turned his decidedly unimaginative mind into a dangerously disordered melange of hitherto unfelt emotions and unimagined desires.

The bold Lieutenant and his squad of officers had forcefully penetrated the door of the house near 12th and F Streets in order to put an end to the sordid and unseemly acts of perversion unfolding therein at the 30th birthday bacchanalia of one William Dorsey Swann. This strikingly alluring black man was elegantly attired in the finest female clothing as were his numerous, and soon to be arrested, debauched black attendants, rapturously swirling and dancing to the approving chants of a more conventionally attired white male chorus of upstanding citizens. With the evening’s festivities now brought to an abrupt halt in an act of ballare interruptus, the defiance and disrespect exhibited by the prideful Swann was simply beyond endurance. The young Lieutenant plunged forward to grasp the offender in a restraining and domineering embrace while being haughtily informed that he was no gentleman. Indeed he was not. He felt his firm grip on that distinction being slowly pried away as he faced the first intimation that his life would never be quite the same again.

Without a chemisette, the luxurious silk dress provided the sensuous and long anticipated feelings that exhilarated Peter’s skin and coursed through his stiffening body as he stood transformed and mesmerized before the unblinking bedroom mirror. The ten foot train of the numinous gown spilled and swirled across the pulsating floor. With as many of the numerous buttons fastened as his muscular physique allowed and carefully affixing the stylishly coiffed black wig, the annual ceremony was almost complete. Could he manage to achieve the climactic slipping on of the long, white buttoned kid gloves or, as in previous years, would he prematurely collapse in a quivering heap upon enveloping lace and silk? An inexplicable case of unsuppressible hiccups momentarily held the denouement in abeyance…until suddenly frightened away by the noisy opening of the front door.

The sad history of his appropriated women’s garments, once again brought into court as evidence in a divorce proceeding, was unknown to the later to be unjustly incarcerated William Dorsey Swann. His letter appealing for clemency to Grover Cleveland might possibly have been aided by the inclusion of this naughty story. Here was a President with a scandalously younger wife and who was publicly accused of rape. Sounds familiar, except that he lost his bid for reelection from lowering tariffs.

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